Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
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how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
I need Jameson.
Yea? How do you think I feel? Your job during the delivery is to keep that flask ready. The moment our kid pops out, I'm taking a shot.
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
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I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
Yeah I either headbutted a street sign while texting or I defended you two from an evil gang of nazi muggers. I was black out so I am gonna assume it was option b.
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
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