you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
Maybe it was silver. I don't know. I was drunk sifting through my dogs vomit.
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
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