My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
I had to warn the neighbors
Warn them about what?! It's noon
"Pay no attention to me if at random points of the day I'm outside with kitty cat ears on" I'm a mess...
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
He asked if I was alright. I said "Yeah, I'm just an incapacitated ball of orgasmic bliss right now."
Omg worst high ever. I'm watching Parks and Rec, and all i can think about is how andy, leslie, and tom are my closest friends. Forever alone.
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