Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
I'm tuning in to watch Heidi Montag crash and burn on the Miss Universe Pageant. Somebody call 911. and I'm not talking about the Sean Kingston song.
I puked last after eating a volcano taco and drinking vodka. I felt like a fucking dragon.
I just opened a bunch of old flavored condoms just to see what they tasted like.
my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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