He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
the cop didnt laugh with me when he patted me down and pulled out my flask.
I'm really sorry I gave you road head last night and made you drive over and break the sprinkler system.
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
I resisted the temptation to hold the cake in one hand to alternate bites with the ruffles I was eating. I decided that might make me look dysfunctional.
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
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