no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
I just tried to pass the bowl to my dog for 2 minutes before I remembered she isn't human. It is 7:27 am.
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
I will go to bed dreaming of sexy Olympians carting me on a throne to the beach where they feed me pizza and champaign and massage my head/wash it like the hair dresser does.
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
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