I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
one word: firstdatebathroomanal
He just asked me to come into his empty apartment after he called his parents to make sure they wouldn't come home while I was there. This is starting to look like a bad rape scene from one of those made-for-TV Lifetime movies.
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
Well, at first I was really confused. But then I realized that he was talking from his penis's perspective... in third person.
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
Is it weird that I Facebook creep hot people from their credit card receipts?
Being single for so long makes me fucking creepy.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
Don’t worry I was with my ex husband for 10 years and he could never remember the year I was born, when our dating anniversary was or what year I graduated high school. But I still know that mother fuckers SSN lol
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
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