Question: why is there a dildo glued to my kitchen table?
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
I AM GETTING LAID TONIGHT YES HAPPY DAY PRAISE JESUS ALMIGHTY IN HEAVEN DEAR GOD CHRIST YES DADDY YAAASSS
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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