the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
Screw it. I'll show up in a white dress with a sign that says " I fucked the groom and it wasn't that great."
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
This is like the fourth time this month I've woken up hungover in someone's backyard
You passed out in my backseat like a legitimate infant. A really drunk, really horny infant
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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