He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
If my nicknames are based on what I throw up, you can call me Jimmy Johns
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
I know its hard to believe that I'm already drunk at 12 p.m. but I am, so dont call me asking to go to the gym.
No, no, no. Fuck you. I took a glass blowing class solely to learn how to make that bong. You shattered it and my dreams in a matter of five seconds.
walk of shame into the pharmacy with a busted up chin and laughing the lady at the counter rolled her eyes at me when I asked for the morning after pill.
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
My tinder date had to be home by 8:30 cause she's on house arrest.
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
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