is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
I've really got to stop smuggling half full bottles of beer out of bars in my purse.
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
I'm worried about us. We are almost 30 and we still drink jaeger bombs till we black out. Wait, no I'm not. I'm excited about us.
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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