I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.
I was so high last night that i'm 89% sure my roommates set up an obstacle course for me and timed it. Not positive.. I think one of the challenges was pairing shoes
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
that freshman chick we always see on the weekends walked into art class wearing a jaegermeister shirt and holding a monster, which she proceeded to shotgun with a pair of scissors. It sickens me to know I will never achieve her level
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
I mean.. listen to "Put It In My Mouth" and you'll get the gist of my voicemail for you.
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
i buy too many watermelons when I'm drunk
You were up on table in a neon bra chanting "YOUR MOM" while drizzling vodka on your chest...
no wonder i woke up with my boobs stuck to my bra
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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