If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
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She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
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do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
You're a disaster
Wanna date?
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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