There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
Had a student tell me he misses the old Four Loko. He's in 7th grade. No one is allowed to claim I started drinking too young ever again.
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
My roomate asked me why she found condoms in the pringles container. I don't know what to tell her
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
Two of my roommates are waxing their vaginas in the living room. Can I come smoke?
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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