During sex he started singing that song in Forgetting Sarah Marshall--"Inside of You"--by Russell Brand
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
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i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
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just once i'd like to actually BE there for your crazy drunk stories instead of just getting the play-by-play by people who can't remember half of it
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
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