I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
Just mADE A PArabola og urine
dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
How crunk are you?
I'm a Tom Selleck. Zero being Tipper Gore and max being the Bush twins
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
He just texted me asking for his shirt back and I said I didn't have it and then I ran into him 5 minutes later while wearing the said shirt
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
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