But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
I'm reciting my presentation (beer in hand) on the porch to a snowmen audience.
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
You're too drunk for my bullshit, and i'm too sober to put up with yours. I have no idea how you expect to find middle ground here.
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
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