she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
Eating hibachi. The chef is squirting sake into my mouth with a ketchup bottle. Happened twice, more to come.
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
Is 9am too early to be eating a mozzarella stick I found in my purse? Yeah didnt think so. The fact that it tastes like vomit is concerning but not importanta.
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
Woke up in a wet suit with my junk cut out. In a strange apartment. Just found thing biggest bong u have ever seen. WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
I was just trying to be a good friend but in retrospect I probably shouldn't have pepper sprayed you.
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
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