I printed and framed a picture of a seagull shitting, and hung it in my house. I'm waiting to see how long it takes everyone to notice.
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
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i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
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I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
I just saw an ad for "fair trade quinoa vodka". Fuck this world and everyone in it.
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
Turns out the guy I did all that coke with the other night is a cop
We're dating now
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
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