I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
I described my life as a 7 layer cake of death
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
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