sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
As I'm trying to leave her house she shushes me and puts my hand on her boob, then goes back to sleep. In like 30seconds. What the fuck.
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
So I woke up with a terribly bandaged finger an then discovered a pot of bloody onions on the stove.....who the fuck decided it was a good idea for me to try and cook
tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
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