did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
Dude, you really need to stop hitting on girls by telling them you sang a cappella in college.
Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
Defrosting my mini wheats in the microwave was a bad choice
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
He came when Ron Burgundy started playing the jazz flute. How do you think it went?
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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