there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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