His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
i think i just was awoken by the sound of my roommate choking on her boyfriend's dick
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
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Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
And the cops told us we were all naked.
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
Would it be in bad taste to ask Marky Mark to sign the vibrator I named after him?
Dude. I knoww what ur thinking. Yes, your hand hurts. It's because you fell through a window. If and when you wake up, go to the hospital.
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If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
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