So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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