You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
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The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me.
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
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Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
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