around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
I just woke up with the words DO IT on my hand and six beers in my purse.
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
I may have made out with a tranny last night, which, if I don't get fired for everything else that happened, really makes last night epic.
Can I just say that you're probably one of my favorite people to have sex with and then eat hummus with at 3:45am?
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
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