i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
Grad practice is like a live scrapbook of my drunken sexual encounters
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
Confidence is key. All I had to tell him is I'm drinking a bottle of wine and eating chocolate today to celebrate that I love myself. That's how you get a Valentine, my friend.
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
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