If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
Just left a map of the Aleutian islands on this Eskimo girls face. Check one off my Alaska to do list.
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
He wouldn't stop calling me so I sent him a text saying "I'm dead. Dead. Leave me alone." And he replied with "so can I see you then?"
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
When she said "Tighten your safety belt and hold on!", that should have been a clear sign to me that one should never go off-roading in a rental car. On the bright side, they were able to tow her car out the next morning.
You were dancing to the Bee Gees, at 3am, with a piece of ham on your head. Moral of the story, You can't drink.
I got subtly pornographic with a lollipop while we were talking and he got flustered and started to blush. If he’s not interested after that I need to turn in my vagina card.
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