apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
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Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
How does one fall all the way up a flight of stairs? Its hard on me knowing that the survival of our species depends on me not reproducing.
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
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It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
Come to me. Jacob is confessing his love and all I want is a hot dog. With chili. Not love.
God I feel like the rain man of hangovers.
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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