u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
We were sexting and at the end, instead of us having sex, he decided to put "we fell asleep in each others arms."
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
This popcorn tastes like salt and regret. It reminds me of the first blowjob I ever gave.
You've ruined popcorn for me.
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
I was afraid I was gonna get a URI, so I peed on his front porch.
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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