so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
I'm glad you talked me out of that flying penis tattoo.
the reason why you were crawling on your hands and knees from room to room last night was because you thought the ceiling fans were chasing you...
that makes sense.
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
Voted patient of the month again at the urgent care. I need to rethink my life choices.
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
my morning attempts to try to have sex with him was interrupted by the passion of the christ parade going on outside my house
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
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