physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
You know how I know he's a virgin? He's wearing transition lenses.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
Apparently nothing brings out sympathy in a barista like asking if they have a hangover special
HEY JUST FOUND A SHIT TON OF MONEY IN THE PURSE HE SENT BRB GONNA GO BUY ME SOME MALE STRIPPERS AND BATHE IN THESE TWENTY DOLLAR BILLS
The date went significantly better after the fifth shot of fireball.
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
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