no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Why the fuck is BBQ sauce coming out of my shower head?
Great parenting moment: noticing your kid is going to puke from gorging fish sticks and sending her outside. Then watching her puke on your dog.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
Now they're talking about doing whiskey shots since they're flipping the turkey over. You might need to drive me home.
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
When the cab driver starts laughing its a good indication of the standard of girls you are bringing home
Why do guys insist on chatting me up this early in the morning? I'm just like "Dude, I look like the bastard child of Einstein and a troll doll. Let me eat my Hot Pocket in peace."
This is a friendly reminder to try not to shit on the toilet seat. If our 4 year old can manage it, I think you can too.
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