420 ftw
I'm telling lies about you to make you look like a good person
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
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I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
I KNOW. I'm like, ew who are these ppl. And then I remember I'm traveling to New York to accidentally hook it with two different dudes in one weekend.
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
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I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
He told me he wanted to sleep but I touched his penis and listened to his heart beat start racing. I knew sleeping was bullshit.
Use your nursing skills for good, not evil.
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
how is it that I keep meeting up with you when Im drunk?
you stand on my porch screaming my name until I come out with you...
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
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