I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
Barsexuality is the new black.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
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you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
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Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
Apparently I missed the "You may have to jack off a horse" part of the application.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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