Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
we lost you for like an hour and then found you at some dive bar trying to teach dance lessons
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
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You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
Oh they knew you from a bachelorette party! You were the pole?
Ohhh shit yeah that was me. Fuck. I hate myself when I do that.
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
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May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
Blow job season was short but glorious.
Why are there two phone calls to calgary police in my phone and why is there a voicemail from you asking for bail money
I swear to god those aren't related
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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