they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
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My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
Dude, I checked into a cathedral... I thought it was a joke, until I found a candle and a whole bunch of coins in my purse
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
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Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
If I get laid tonight it will 1.) Prove that the sex gods do in fact exist, and 2.) Show that I am one motherfucking badass bitch.
My puke in the shower morning just turned into a puke in the restroom at work afternoon. I'm the human embodiment of dumpster fire.
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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