i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
Just kidding. Don't worry, you're getting sugar and orgasms for Valentine's day.
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
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