Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
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Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
I love you and want you to know that you're the best friend ever and me lassoing you with a seatbelt was out of sheer affection.
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
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I got asked if I was pregnant as a pickup line
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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