I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
Just grabbed my laptop and a beer to take a shit. Mom gave me a look of disgust. I miss college.
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
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