if i can run in heels then i can drive
5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just made this asian woman on the boardwalk that was giving 20 dollar massages upset after I asked her if a happy ending comes with it.
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
There's Dick Pix, Zorro, and The Little Engine that Could. I nickname my fuck buddies for the exact same reason why you don't name animals which you will one day have for dinner.
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
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