im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
I woke up to an email from Groupon for 3 laser lipo treatments...on Valentine's Day...way to kick me when I'm down Groupon.
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Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
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Apparently I send drunk snapchats a lot and they always have random dudes in them. Like one night it was just me and some guy I don't know sitting on my couch.
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
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