remember when she hit me with her car by accident, well apparently it wasn't an accident.
I cant believe that bitch gave me herpes. she said those bumps were just a part of the natural landscape
wait, did she really refer to her vagina as a landscape?
why are you more concerned about her word choice than the fact that I HAVE FUCKING HERPES
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
you can't exactly throw up or pass out at the pentagon so i had to pull my shit together
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It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
Also, fighting a very strong urge to nickname your dick Whitey Bulger, at least for today.
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
Hey, don't think you remember me but we met last night. I'm conducting a survey this morning its only one question: Have you seen Rob since 1am?
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No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
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