just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
believe me... letting the man that delivered you from your mother's vagina do shots off your stomach is really fucking awkward.
You totally left a blue butt print on our banister
Well I think we can all agree that that's better than then bowl of puke I left last time.
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
She said she couldn't sleep with a guy who had blood stains on his ceiling. I tried to explain it wasn't my blood, but she still left :(
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
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