I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them
I get a nice feeling when i open my fridge and see it filled with thirty beers and half a leftover jimmy johns pickle.
the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
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Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
My boob is missing a layer of skin
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
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Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
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Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
After tacos, we're chasing women.
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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