You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
I would totes be making out with random people in the name of america if I was at the white house right now
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
Is adulthood just morning sex and then walking through the grocery store 20 min later looking for something to take to work for lunch?
...and then running into your dad at said grocery store...
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
Randomize
