idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
I'm fucked up. I can't drink anymore. We stole a cat.
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
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