Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
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It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
Grandma is giving me marriage advice again. On the plus side, she thinks I'm straight now.
I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
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I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
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