he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
pouring popcorn down my shirt before we went to the bar was the best idea ever. it was delicious and convenient.
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
When I get off work and you're not around to hang out with all I do is lay around in my underwear and eat potatoes.
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
After I chugged my beer the cop slapped my ass and said "atta girl" this can't be real life.
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