he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
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My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
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The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
I'm concerned I may die tonight. All I've been told about my bday shenanigans is to bring slutty clothes, a bikini, tylenol, sunglasses and pjs. Tell me what the fuck is going on...now
bring lube too
i hate all of you
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
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