I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
I just puked in the walgreens aisle buying gatorade and advil for my hangover... i guess i failed
I am officially out of liquor stores within a 15 mile radius that don't recognize me as soon as I walk in the door.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
woke up this morning and she was gone. but she left a box of donuts on the counter with a note saying "for all the 'o's you gave me last night"
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
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