I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
Im gonna name my vag after egypt, "the valley of kings"
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
I'm just going to text him the word sex repeatedly until he comes over.
Did it work?
Duh, it only took 27 texts and 15 minutes and he was at my front door.
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs
You screamed "i promise ill stop blowing your brother" in the middle of a packed restaurant at 1pm. We should maybe rethink our relationship.
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
I'm eating dinner with his parents and my phone goes "MOVE BITCH GET OUT THE WAY!" Thanks.
Randomize
