Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
I just got called an ass for saying no thanks to a Greenpeace solicitor. I don't want the whales to die but I do want Greenpeace to fail. Conundrum.
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
Did you pluck my eyebrows one night when I passed out?
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
I didn't know where you were for like 15 minutes and then I went in the bathroom splashing water on the mirror and throwing hand towels around saying that you were "redecorating"
Wine and a Lunchable. That would be depressing if it wasn't the pepperoni and mozzarella one. Those are the shit!
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