I just walked into the kitchen and my dad was having this uber serious convo
apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
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never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
He poured all of the vodka into the sweet tea and said that tomorrow it would be called 'surprise drunk.' then we had sex.
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
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This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT