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• (919): View more from North Carolina

  OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!

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  No. You're kidding.

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  I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.

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• (619): View more from California

  Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.

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• (714): View more from California

  we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.

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• (443): View more from Maryland

  We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....

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• (856): View more from New Jersey

  in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...

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• (402): View more from Nebraska

  Just hungoverly hit my funny bone with a hot straightener. Triple threat.

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• (316): View more from Kansas

  She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....

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• (440): View more from Ohio

  Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore

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• (269): View more from Michigan

  I may or may not be taking a bath listening to the Phantom of the Opera. This lovely moment brought to you by xanax.

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• (503): View more from Oregon

  Gym?

  (801): View more from Utah

  Sweet baby Jebus, no. I'm Motley Crue hungover. This must be how it feels to rail a line of ants.

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• (267): View more from Pennsylvania

  We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away

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• (541): View more from Oregon

  Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.

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• (614): View more from Ohio

  I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.

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• (647): View more from Ontario

  I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.

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• (518): View more from New York

  Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?

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