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• (810): View more from Michigan

  I just walked into the kitchen and my dad was having this uber serious convo

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  With himself

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference

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• (504): View more from Louisiana

  I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.

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• (615): View more from Tennessee

  Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed

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• (352): View more from Florida

  never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..

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• (586): View more from Michigan

  Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers

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• (803): View more from South Carolina

  He poured all of the vodka into the sweet tea and said that tomorrow it would be called 'surprise drunk.' then we had sex.

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• (305): View more from Florida

  I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.

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• (425): View more from Washington

  well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..

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• (916): View more from California

  This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.

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  How much did you smoke??

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• (925): View more from California

  IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE

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• (301): View more from Maryland

  I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass

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• (724): View more from Pennsylvania

  Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised

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• (518): View more from New York

  Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????

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• (571): View more from Virginia

  When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise

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  GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT

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