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he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.

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(404): he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love. http://tfl.nu/ta1g

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if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?

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i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.

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(614): if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle? (1-614): i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you. http://tfl.nu/6cnp

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She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.

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(404): She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves. http://tfl.nu/q9n8

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A university police officer just hhigh fived me when i drunkenly stumbled into Aderhold. Fucking 5 o'clock somewhere.ITS IN CASABLANCA RIGHT NOW! TIME ZONES!

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(770): A university police officer just hhigh fived me when i drunkenly stumbled into Aderhold. Fucking 5 o'clock somewhere.ITS IN CASABLANCA RIGHT NOW! TIME ZONES! http://tfl.nu/kktf

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Oh, I'm sorry. I'd rather be "doable" than "the fat chick"

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(949): Oh, I'm sorry. I'd rather be "doable" than "the fat chick" http://tfl.nu/m9ln

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I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.

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(509): I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier. http://tfl.nu/0psb

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And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.

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(206): And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single. http://tfl.nu/gzjy

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That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!

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(410): That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween! http://tfl.nu/ige5

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We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.

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(330): We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar. http://tfl.nu/vjyg

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Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.

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This is why we're friends.

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(714): Mandatory 420 Adventure Time. (1-714): This is why we're friends. http://tfl.nu/cnbi

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#1- I went to button my shirt only to find they were all mising. #2- I'm so fu@king sore I feel like I was sweating to the oldies all night. #3- this pounding headache I have, I blame solely on Jennifer. Everyone sounds like Billy Mays when they talk. I remember nothing from last night, I'm concerned.

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(313): #1- I went to button my shirt only to find they were all mising. #2- I'm so fu@king sore I feel like I was sweating to the oldies all night. #3- this pounding headache I have, I blame solely on Jennifer. Everyone sounds like Billy Mays when they talk. I remember nothing from last night, I'm concerned. http://tfl.nu/f6q8

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I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday

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(212): I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday http://tfl.nu/8t4e

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We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options

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(303): We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options http://tfl.nu/lflv

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What?! Why else would they put table cloths on a table if not for discreet oral sex? That's why they were invented! Read a book...

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(720): What?! Why else would they put table cloths on a table if not for discreet oral sex? That's why they were invented! Read a book... http://tfl.nu/q46p

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She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words

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(704): She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words http://tfl.nu/kxrj

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