i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
You left your underwear on the fireplace
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
Every minute you wait for the sex that's not gonna happen, we're missing a tone deaf, drunk, tard-asaurus rex half-sing a 90's song to a bunch of other dinotards at karaoke.
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car