he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
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He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
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You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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