Did we have sex last night?
I think that was the general idea until I got you undressed and you puked on me.
Excuse me? I'm weird? You're the one sticking your penis into a pringles can.
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
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